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penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet working
https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
Before you pay
- Advice
ok- Protocol
- x402 · http · POST
- Asks for
- 0.0025 USDC on base
- Catalogue says
- 0.0025 USDC
- Pays to
0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe- Last check
- 11 min ago · 183 ms · HTTP 402
- Detail
- 402 with valid terms
Reliability
- Uptime 24 h
- 100.0%
- Uptime 7 days
- 100.0% (12 checks)
- Uptime 30 days
- 100.0% (signed daily)
- Paid calls 30 d
- 3 from 3 payers (x402 Bazaar)
- Listed by
- x402-bazaar
- First seen
- 2026-11-05 22:08 UTC
Description (from the catalogue, unverified)
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.
Signed history
| When | Statement | Log index |
|---|---|---|
| 2026-11-06 00:14 UTC | 87c4d394…0f2f7d daily summary | 55060 |
Verify any statement offline: how.
For agents and owners
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